Welcome to the first Wednesday of December! Its time for the Insecure Writer’s Support Group (IWSG), a blogging group created to support and encourage fellow writers. If you’d like to join in and/or see other IWSG posts, click here.
This month I’m feeling insecure about this whole Climate Change Apocalypse. What’s the point of honing my writing craft in the face of mortal peril? Scientists can land Insight on Mars but they can’t make people save their damn planet. Ugh. We should have focused our collective imaginations on this apocalypse instead of the zombie one. Why are we still struggling to gain an audience, write our stories, and put them out there if we’re all going to die?
Here’s the thing: we’re not all going to die.
Some of us will live, and when we’re holed up in our bunkers, a dirty collection of bored, dispirited individuals waiting for the world to end or maybe, just maybe, NOT, you know what’s gonna get the survivors through? Canned tomatoes, Spam, wool socks, and stories. Stories are going to pass the time and remind your fellow survivors to be heroes, that life has meaning, and everyday is another chance to save the world.
When the Spam runs out, your story skills might save you from getting eaten, too.

Let’s be honest. You’re going to have to find a way to be more important than say, the surgeon sitting across from you when its cannibalism o’clock. You can provide escape via stories on the daily, she can what? Fix a ruptured spleen? Pssh. How often is that going to happen? Think about it. Humans have been screwing up basic evolution in favor of the short-game for generations now. Ruptured spleens are long-game thinking. A story can make tonight bearable. Who cares if you’re screaming over a kidney stone in four or five years and it attracts starving predators that wipe out your village? Right now everyone misses TV and if they close their eyes, stories are kind of like TV without the pictures and the human brain will hold tight to something that feels like normal.
See? You can survive this apocalypse, but you’re going to have to nail your hook and build tension like a pro. I suggest you start practicing now, while you still have the internet to tell you when you’re doing it wrong.

You should also become a story prepper right away. That’s right. Stockpile concepts, practice whipping out a killer first line when you have a spare moment; in the shower, the toilet at work, those precious lost seconds in elevators.
Hone your craft like your life depends on it, because it does. On the other side of the Climate Change Apocalypse, your writing game is going to be AMAZING. Unfortunately, there probably isn’t going to be much of publishing industry, or any industry, left. Which is kind of the planet’s point.
The good news is that throughout history storytellers and bards have been kept around for one reason or another. You’re simply evolving the profession. Try to write on something which preserves well, like stone tablets, birch bark, and cave walls to assure something of your work survives now that the average life expectancy is probably substantially younger than you are in this moment. Don’t think about it. Just. Keep. Writing.
Loved this! I think storytellers are always needed to comfort us in the cold, dark of night or the end of times.
BTW – sorry for the mess, but my blog post is not up on wordpress, but here: https://tyreanswritingspot.blogspot.com/2018/12/theiwsg-december-2018.html
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I’m with you. We are always needed. Thank you!
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Blessings and Happy Holidays!
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thanks!
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🙂
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This post totally cracked me up! And since I have no other useful skills to speak of, I better start practicing those storytelling skills ASAP. 🙂
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LOL me too! Thank you.
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Personally, I’m hoping to be on Mars by the time Earth becomes unlivable. And the Mars colony will need storytellers too. Really, any effort to save or preserve humanity will need storytellers. It’s a human tradition that goes all the way back to those prehistoric cave paintings, and it’ll continue far into the future, no matter what that future might bring.
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I’d settle for a ship in orbit but Mars would work as well.
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Cannibalism o’clock?! Yikes! Oh yes, we storytellers have great value. Let’s just hope the rest of the survivors think so too. 🙂
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Indeed.
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I’m not sure what to add except the doctor has to go, or there will be no fine dining. hehehe
Anna from elements of emaginette
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It’s a bad time to be a doctor
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Story prepper. HA! I love it. I’ll have to get on that because my surgeon skills are quite lacking.
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I can’t even install a Band-Aid properly
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Love it. This reminds me of the scene from “Reign of Fire” (that cheesy post-apocalyptic dragon movie with Christian Bale and Matthew McConnaughey), where the survivors entertain the children by re-telling/acting-out scenes from Star Wars. The kids grew up in the apocalypse, they don’t know where the stories came from!
Also, if my experience from Dungeons & Dragons is anything to go by, bards are VERY expendable.
IWSG December
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I love that movie without shame, C.D. Fortunately, in the current climate change model there are neither dungeons nor dragons*, so my fingers are firmly crossed.
*upgrades to mage, just in case
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Cannibalism o’clock, hahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh today. I’m well story prepped. But my handwriting has become atrocious from atrophying of the paper-writing muscle, so I need to work on that.
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I’m glad you got a laugh. And it might be in your favor if no one can read your writing but you in the apocalypse. Something to consider.
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That made me chuckle! Even more so since I’ve been playing the new version of Fallout.
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I do like serendipity! Glad you got a chuckle from my silliness, and thank you for letting me know.
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I needed this laugh today. Absolutely correct on every level. I will be referencing this today – you just inspired my next blog post!
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Hooray for inspiration!
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I loved this! I definitely have enough books to survive on, I need to start working on the tomatoes. Happy Holidays!
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Don’t forget the Spam!
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